The world watches anxiously.
Are Humans Soft for Wearing Shoes?
It’s time we had this conversation.
Ok, Mets Fans. Give Him Back.
If the Mets don’t want Javy Báez, they should do the right thing and return him to Chicago.
Still Nothing Big from the Senators
When does the NHL offseason happen?
Tournament of Champions, 2021: First Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
Oh, so now you guys don’t like mosquitos.
A Bad Idea for a Game Show
It’s not a good idea, we’ll tell you that.
Is A2 Milk Back?
The globe is a milky place.
Is the Losing a Branding Decision for the Ricketts Family?
“We thought the fans *loved* losing!”
Will Colorado State Bring NIT Fever to the Mountains?
The question we all should be asking.
The Anatomy of In-State College Rivalries
Classifying every state into one of thirteen rivalry dynamics, from the Classic setup in Mississippi and Kansas to Single Power rule in Louisiana to the beautiful complexity of North Carolina.
Why an F1 Antarctica Grand Prix Wouldn’t Work
Bad news for F1 fans in the south.
Joe Kelly’s Thoughts on the Ted Lasso Christmas Episode
Haven’t seen our guy on the mound in a bit, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been producing.
Is Sesame Street Blockading the Future of Children’s Entertainment?
Wow.
“I Will Rain Frank Schwindel From Heaven for You”
If you’re going to parodize a biblical passage for sports blog purposes, always make sure to use the King James translation.
The Curb Won
NASCAR went to Indiana, and a piece of plastic (that was plastic, right?) was the star.
Tournament of Champions, 2021: First Round Voting
If you have never pondered whether you prefer Dwight Schrute or bonfires, today is the day you must do that.
Bracket Bracket: Championship Results, The People’s Rankings
No surprises here.
IndyCar: Headline
Ugh fine someone put me in charge of IndyCar I’ll fix it.