*No. Not the Jerry Seinfeld voice.*
I Would Like to Tell You About Milk Archaeology, But I Can’t
The strife.
Burnley Plays Giant for a Change
The Clarets find themselves in an unusual role today.
The Best Lines From the “Choctaw Bingo” Wikipedia Page
“…an SKS rifle, military surplus ammunition available due to the changing political alignment of Eastern Europe, a Desert Eagle and some military surplus tracer bullets for Slayton’s BAR.”
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Here We Go Again
Texas soundly beat a mid-major, so fire up the Backometer.
Purdue Is Lying About Its Drum
“World’s Largest Drum?” Try, “World’s Largest LIE.”
This Baylor-Centric Stat Demonstrates the Greatness of the NIT
Look out, everybody. Here comes the fact train.
What Happened to Christian Yelich?
How did Christian Yelich get so average?
Herta Wins, Palou Moves Closer, and Romain Grosjean Is Figuring This Thing Out
Ok, yes, I’m getting into IndyCar a bit.
IndyCar Takes on California
Think of what this could be if CaliCar were a thing.
The Max Scherzer/Joe Kelly Combo Is Hard to Beat
The genius of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Big Beef at Bristol
Kevin Harvick and Chase Elliott are not happy with each other, and for that, we’re quite happy with both of them.
Burnley Isn’t This Bad (with Numbers!)
Burnley appears to be having some bad luck.
NASCAR’s Stage Is Set Again
Another great track, another do-or-die race.
Where Joe Kelly Stacks Up Among Baseball’s Best Relievers
Checking in on the league.
Still No Brady Tkachuk Contract
Still waiting.
The Most NIT Game of College Football’s Week 3
For your most NIT game of the college football weekend, look to Chapel Hill.
Burnley Hosts Arsenal, Doesn’t Have Anyone Suspended Like Arsenal Does
Just pointing out a fact.