Obviously the Cubs are going to sign free agents.
Happy Chocolate Milk Day, America!
And to our friends abroad: Join us!
Risk, Reward, and Joe Kelly’s Playoff Preparation
Joe Kelly turned to an efficiency-based strategy yesterday, something we might see a lot this October.
Are 11 AM Kickoffs Good?
An important question for the future of college football.
Justin Tucker Is Our Corvid of the Week
Congratulations, Justin, on behalf of crows, ravens, jackdaws, and all the rest.
Justin Fields Is Free From Blame
In a world in which everything is Matt Nagy’s fault, Justin Fields can do whatever he wants.
The NFL Doesn’t Have Any Refs Named “Booger”
Disappointment abounds.
Patrick Wisdom Is Handsome—Don’t Let That Distract You
The Cubs must be prepared to look past Patrick Wisdom’s jawline.
Kevin Harvick Seems Like a Punk (Denny Hamlin Won)
The beef continues, and we’re #TeamElliott.
Álex Palou: Future of IndyCar?
IndyCar has a new champion.
F1 Winning Is Hard, Some Suggestions for Lando Norris
Five ways Lando Norris could have won yesterday in Sochi.
We Need to Be Open About Our NIT Fandom
Do not hide your light under the basket.
The Senators Haven’t Signed Tkachuk Yet?
Rounding up the Senators’ week that is, was, and was not.
Would You Like to Hear About Today’s NASCAR Race?
Hello.
Championship Time for IndyCar
It all comes down to…well, actually Palou isn’t in a ton of danger going into today.
How Can the Dodgers Best Deploy Max Scherzer in the Wild Card Game?
“Why did Ben Franklin invent the diaper? Joe Kelly. Bowels.”
Burnley Burned, But Not Brightly Enough
The Burnleys draw with Leicester.
Mercedes Looks For a Big Day in Russia
With Max Verstappen starting from the back, Mercedes is, just like Russia, looking to gain some ground along the Black Sea.