Our best guesses.
An Incomplete List of Rob Manfred’s Greatest Accomplishments
Happy Rob Manfred Day to all who celebrate.
Stu’s Notes: Ok, But the ACC Is *Basically* Getting Swept
It’s kind of like a sweep.
Stu’s Notes: Bye-an Kelly, MLB’s Balls, Can the ACC Get Swept?
Believe it or not, Major League Baseball made a mistake with its balls.
Possible Lockout Destinations for Joe Kelly
If the MLB Lockout comes before Joe Kelly signs…where does our guy spend the winter?
The Crow Emoji Is Delayed
This is censorship.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Should Oklahoma and Texas Drag Their Feet?
Where does Lincoln Riley’s departure leave Texas? And should the Horns and the Sooners consider taking their Big 12 time?
Stu’s Notes: BYU’s Impending Dominance, NIT Contenders, Lockout Confusion, Burnley Conspiracy Theory, and the Bite
Blood, snow, and the Church of Latter-Day Saints (separate notes on those three things).
Stu’s Notes: Memphis Is Trying to Win Two NIT’s in One Year
And other things.
Stu’s Notes: The Bonnies Are Still the NIT Favorites, Burnley Pranked Us, the Sens Are Back, etc.
All the important things.
The Tire Place Hath Wronged Me Again
The cycle is called a cycle for a reason.
Your Definitive Guide to the Thanksgiving College Basketball Tournaments’ Names
Some are calling the SoCal Challenge the West Coast Rocket Mortgage by Quicken Loans Fort Myers Tip-Off, but I ask: Should we really be calling the Rocket Mortgage by Quicken Loans Fort Myers Tip-Off the East Coast SoCal Challenge?
Stu’s Notes: Shaka Smart’s at It, the Senators Aren’t, NIT Happenings, and More
John Keats was a Burnley fan.
The History of My Legal Conflict With the State of Virginia (I’m Not Calling It a Commonwealth, You Jackasses)
And why this time, I’m getting my money’s worth.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Did I Curse Texas?
Addressing the allegations.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly’s Alma Mater Did a Thing, the NCAA Got Threatened, Someone Shut Out the Sens…and More
Joe Kelly’s vibes have taken over the hardwood.
MLB Mascots I Want to Join Me and Blooper on a Bender (and Those Decidedly Not Invited)
Lou can come. Stomper can come. But if Sluggerrr shows up we’re all going home.
Does Burnley Know Eminem Is White?
Oh no.