Do you guys love St. Patrick’s Day or do you just hate the back half of winter?
Holidays: In a Bracket – Quarterfinal Voting
New Year’s Day vs. St. Patrick’s Day leads us off.
How to Avoid the 6:00 AM Barf: Weekend Care Instructions for Fargo
In case you find yourself in possession of our dog this weekend.
Stu’s Notes: Our First Joe Kelly Spin Zone of the Season
Now that everyone’s had a chance to calm down.
How Burnley Can Clinch Survival Tomorrow, What Other Possible Results Would Mean
Another round of conditional probabilities for the Burnleys.
Holidays: In a Bracket – Round of 16 Voting
Down goes V-Day!
Stu’s Notes: The Graphics Guy War That Could Define a College Sports Generation
Those guys who release recruiting-announcement graphics are in a blood feud, and we’re here for it.
Holidays: In a Bracket – Second Round Voting
We celebrate on.
Stu’s Notes: Maybe Major League Baseball Should Train Its Umps
A humble suggestion (also, Marquese Chriss did the NIT proud [also, etc.]).
How Leeds and Everton’s Games Today Affect Burnley’s Relegation Probability
Where Burnley stands with each possible combination of results today.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly’s Sensational Debut
Chicago, at long last, knows joy once more.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly Returns (*wild cheering*)
It’s here.
Holidays: In a Bracket – First Round Voting, Part One
They’re holidays. They’re in a bracket. Do you understand?
The People’s Rankings of the Animal Vibes, and Our Next Bracket
Credit to penguins, and a sneak peek before tomorrow’s voting begins.
Stu’s Notes: They’re Goin’ Racin’
A few last chirps, as the races begin.
Burnley’s Conditional Relegation Probabilities, May 8th
How bad would Everton and Leeds both winning today be for Burnley? And how good would two losses be?
Vibes in the World of Animals: Announcing Your Champion
No surprises with these vibe kings and queens.
Stu’s Notes: We Need to Make Fun of the Miami F1 Race
Boats on land, the Joe Kelly plot thickens, Burnley’s new mascot, and even more.