In case this ever becomes necessary.
Stu’s Notes: Is Rob Manfred Using Baseballs to Rig Games?
Startling evidence emerges about this year’s balls.
State Flags Bracket III: Quarterfinal Voting
Eight powerhouse flags square (well, rectangle) off.
The Great Thing About QR Code Menus
QR Code Menus: They’re about more than just food.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Texas’s Swagger, and Where It’s Absent
Texas knows it’s Texas. Except for on the gridiron.
Stu’s Notes: Does Dusty Baker Have a Conscience?
Yet again, Dusty Baker is holding others to a standard he won’t enforce upon himself.
I Stopped at a Buc-ee’s on a Saturday in May
To see the world, you sometimes must put yourself in danger.
Stu’s Notes: Sunday Night Baseball Was Wrong About the Cubs
Or at least, wrong about the White Sox and Cardinals.
State Flags Bracket III: Round of 16 Voting
The 8th-finals.
If They Ever Amputate a Foot of Mine, I Hope It’s the Gross One
Please do not take my one healthy foot.
What Does ‘Feral’ Mean to the Teens and/or British?
Help me help myself.
Stu’s Notes: Yeah, But Tell Us About Caleb Kilian’s Vibes
Let’s get down to brass tacks.
State Flags Bracket III: Second Round Voting
The defending champion arrives to the party.
Stu’s Notes: The NIT Fan’s Guide to the NBA Finals
Juwan Morgan & Derrick White take on Klay Thompson & Steph Curry.
Picking Up Dog Poop Is the New Smoking
In the good way. Well, not that it looks cool. The other good way.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Which Texas Sports Should You Attend With Your Kids?
Let’s rank ’em.
State Flags Bracket III: First Round Voting
Let’s weed out some bad state flags.
Stu’s Notes: Should the Oilers and Avalanche Try Meth?
Plus: The basketball world’s eyes turn to South Bend.