Can’t have it both ways, fellow countrymen.
Britney Spears v. Kelly Clarkson, Explained
Catching everybody up.
Stu’s Notes: Picking Your Team for the College World Series
Do you dislike the universe but feel ok about the state of Texas? Hello, new Texas A&M fan.
Stu’s Notes: Telling the Truth About Steph Curry’s NIT Career
Don’t get it twisted.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Texas and Notre Dame, Distant Cousins
Texas meets another big brand in Omaha.
Airplane Wifi: Just When You Start to Trust It…
They got me.
Stu’s Notes: The Joe Kelly Effect
Also, you’re going to want to see Mason Ramsey’s latest Instagram post.
How to Ride an Escalator
Walk on the left, stand on the right. It’s not that hard.
Stu’s Notes: Pizza Pizza Indeed
Milk news with a football-flavored dipping sauce.
How Early Should You Arrive to the Austin Airport?
The answer to this has changed.
State Flags Bracket III: Your Champion
The Zia sun rises.
Stu’s Notes: Do SEC Fans Hate Tennessee?
The reaction to Tennessee’s loss yesterday is provocative.
“I’m Trying to Give You Money”
Health insurance, the Kushner family, and the phone menu of doom.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Omaha Stakes
Texas is Omaha-bound. So, for good or for bad, are their two biggest rivals.
State Flags Bracket III: Championship Voting
We get a new champion today. Tell your children.
Ranking the Cities of Texas, Most of Which I Haven’t Visited
Think I’ve spent significant time in four of these.
Ranking the Cities of Illinois, Most of Which I’ve Visited
Think I’ve been to 17 of these.
Stu’s Notes: Meet Aaron Rodgers’s New Girlfriend
And how does she feel about peyote?