We will likely never know Jason Heyward’s true impact on the Chicago Cubs.
Ding Dong, Texas: It’s a Place!
Come learn about our neighbors to the north.
Stu’s Notes: A New State Flag in Massachusetts?
This is a no-brainer. Change it.
Do the Mets Have…Good Vibes?
A shocking twist in Queens.
Medieval Toilets
News.
Stu’s Notes: Is the David Bote Era Done?
An unhappy day.
Stu’s Notes: Ayahuasca Aaron (We Watched the Podcast)
Aaron Rodgers went on a podcast this week and talked about doing ayahuasca. Here’s what we learned.
Which Trade Deadline Acquisition Is the Weirdest Vibe Fit?
Also known as: The jarring uniform.
The USA Mullet Championships: Glory Across Multiple Generations
Has the mullet’s future ever been brighter?
Stu’s Notes: Mason Ramsey’s Latest Beef
Uh oh.
The Midwest Can Get Some Nasty Earthquakes and Scientists Don’t Know Why
Ever hear of a place called New Madrid? It could happen again.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: A (QB) Controversy’s Coming
And it’s the offensive line’s fault.
Stu’s Notes: The White Sox’ Front Office Loves Pretending to Contend
Yet again, the White Sox are trying to convince their fans they’re trying.
When Did the Bottom Line Turn on Baseball?
ESPN went a step too far.
Death By a Thousand Pains in the Rump
Is it possible to die from routine inconveniences?
Stu’s Notes: Iowa License Plates and the Study We Desperately Need
Also: Could Indiana University soon rule the baseball world?
The Time a Broken Cup Saved John Kruk
Normally, it’s the ones that don’t break that save you.
How We Got Covid
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”