Texas plays Rice today.
Stu’s Notes: It’s September. Do You Know Where Your Joe Kelly Is?
The playoffs approach, and the Dodgers keep waiting on their physical and emotional leader.
Stu’s Notes: The White Sox Are So Bad That Fans Are Bringing Guns to Games
And! Hunger strikes, Trey Lance, Auston Matthews, cricket drama, NASCAR survival, The Hawk, and that bastard Sean Payton.
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: What Texas Needs From Each Week Zero Game
Up the Fordham.
This Motherfucking Dog
We had an incident.
A Thought About the Titanic
Talkin’ ’bout the boat.
Stu’s Notes: JJ Watt Celebrated National Milk Day
And! #NotAllMinnesotans, Bears fans stay silly, and the Verlander–Alex Cora spat somehow comes back to Joe Kelly.
Austin’s Heat Streak Is Over
We couldn’t get to 50.
Stu’s Notes: The Air Raid? At Wisconsin?!
This feels inappropriate. Also: the Knicks had a mole, Joe Mixon had a quote, Bears fans had an idea, Javy Báez had a double, NASCAR has a docuseries, and a little more info on the Cuban Little League coach.
Fajitas and Fascists
Where the famous Chili’s dish got its name.
Stu’s Notes: Jim Harbaugh Is Suspending Himself
Also: A new hawk at Saint Joe’s, a new court at Alden-Hebron, a new haircut for our dog, and plenty to talk about with Gunnar Henderson, Joe Kelly, Javy Báez, and Little League Baseball.
The Difference Between Toronto and Alberta
And everything else you need to know about Canada.
One of the Cuban Little League Coaches Disappeared
It happened.
Why I’m Rooting for the Heat
Day 44.
Stu’s Notes: What If the Cuban Little Leaguers Defect?
The drama we could get here…
Stu’s Notes: Let’s Spend Hours Talking About Christopher Morel
That was cool.
We Missed Mercury Day
It’s just so small.
Stu’s Notes: England and Australia’s Cricket Beef
What preceded the soccer.