It’s right and just.
Sewers, Ranked
From 1 to 3.
Stu’s Notes: Please Stop Florida
The Bruins and the Leafs need to win these series. Not for them. For us.
Denver Is the Middle of Nowhere
Denver is the most isolated city in the country.
Our Next Bracket: Let’s Get Weird
Not funny. Not good or bad. We’re talking about weird.
Stu’s Notes: I Dream of Racecars
A vivid evening asleep at the wheel.
Bangers IV: Our Champion
The haters never win.
Electricity.
Electricity!
Stu’s Notes: Make Everyone Wear Helmets
If the Anthony Edwards incident can teach us anything…
What Happens if There’s a Food Fight in a Restaurant and It’s Not a Buffet?
A question for the room.
Bangers IV: The Championship
Two bangers enter. One is crowned the greatest of its time.
Stu’s Notes: Arrivederci, Aaron
The quarterback is gone. Long live the quarterback.
The Protest Down the Street
Let the ducks eat a reasonable diet, they said.
Our Official Stance on the Weather App
Could be better.
Stu’s Notes: Basketballs
Aaron Rodgers notes tomorrow. Nutshot notes today.
NIT Stu’s Cable News Host Application
In light of recent events.
It’s Gonna Be a Hot Chocolate Summer
And just you wait until we get to fall.
People Really Want There to Be a Serial Killer in Austin
Those people are perverts.