An investigation.
Stu’s Notes: Scottie Scheffler Should Get Better at Golf
A recommendation. Also: The Brewers have more beef, a note about Two Dog Special, and what if the Fever don’t pick Caitlin Clark?
The NFL Teams Most Similar to Israel and Iran
Iran is not the Bears.
Why Do Car Fires Make Me Happy?
An examination.
Would You Rather Win the Masters or Get $3.6 Million?
Putting a price on the green jacket.
Three Things: What Was Bryson DeChambeau Doing With That Sign?
Also: Every team wants an NIT star, and what if Shohei Ohtani wasn’t Asian?
Three Things: Would the Salt Lake City Coyotes Get Renamed?
Some suggestions. Then: Aaron Rodgers speaks (again), and we celebrate a Joe Kelly anniversary.
Two Dog Special: The Masters Begins, Jackson Holliday Debuts, and the Packers Are Going to Brazil
All the sports you need on a Thursday morning in April.
Three Things: Shōta Imanaga Continues to Get It
Also: Image consulting for Caleb Williams, and getting psyched for Bulls vs. Hawks.
Three Things: NIT Stu Tells Kentucky No
NIT Stu will not be Kentucky’s next head coach. Also: The NCAA T*urnament stunk, and solar eclipses rule.
Three Things: Kentucky’s Funniest Hires Might Also Be Its Best
For example: Dusty May. Also…Michael Busch might be Anthony Rizzo, and Brady Tkachuk had a Brady Tkachuk weekend.
Two Dog Special: John Calipari to Arkansas, South Carolina over Iowa, UConn vs. Purdue, and Seton Hall Is Our Champion
Plus a little baseball, a little airlines, and a little bit of the globe.
Booing Shohei Ohtani: A Review
It is so fun you guys.
Three Things: The NIT Should Make Hinkle Fieldhouse Its Permanent Home
Please do this, NCAA. Also: How to use the football stadium thing against the NCAA T*urnament, and how to spend the next seven months.
NIT Day 18: Seton Hall, Our National Champion
The Pirates had no quit.
One Shining MomeNIT: 2024
Sending the NIT off in style.
Three Things: Is Chris Beard the One Transferring?
Some clarity around Mississippi turning down the NIT. Also: The NIT’s planes worked, and Joe Kelly is still Joe Kelly.
NIT Day 17: Seton Hall vs. Indiana State, for Everything
It’s Championship Thursday.