If something works once, one must decide whether to retire undefeated or try for the repeat. Our blogger opted for the latter, with mixed results.
Burnley Is Playing in Something Called a Cup Today and It Sounds Easy
Buzz buzz.
Words on My Personal Ingrown Nose Hair Epidemic
It was a busy weekend inside our blogger’s nose.
A Yu Darvish Fan Learns Japanese: Lesson One
Local blogger tries to learn a language online to better engage with a favorite pitcher of his on Twitter.
I’m Not Sure Microwaving Hurricanes Will Solve the Problem
Seems like we’d want to test this out, but I don’t have any microwave-sized hurricanes we can use.
A Local High School is Teaching an Adulting Course. I Still Will Not Wear Diapers.
Oh boy.
Mike Leach Wrote a Book on Geronimo?
Well of course he did.
Joe Kelly Still Owns the Yankees
You can take the man out of the AL East, but he won’t stop punishing the Yankees for their sins.
Thoughts on Today’s Burnley Match
Why the Claret-Bees should win today.
Do We Talk About Captcha Enough?
One of The Internet’s stranger phenomenons: Do we talk about it an appropriate amount?
Is Peppa Pig a British Agent Sabotaging America by Making Our Children Rude?
On to you, England.
The Year 3000: The Jonas Brothers Version vs. The Original
An important comparison.
Things People Google When They Also Google “Sloth Face Dog”
Trust us, this is good.
The Founding Fathers Were Bloggers at Heart
Alexander Hamilton would have *loved* The Internet.
I Love Yu Darvish. Therefore, I Am Going to Learn Japanese.
We doubt this is going to successfully happen.
Area Rugs, Silent Discos, and the War on Dogs: The Latest Email from My Landlords
Just when we thought the dogs had won…
Youth Bows Before Joe Kelly
Guerrero. Bichette. Biggio. All good. All no match for Joe Kelly.
Who Hired the Dog/Hitman that Derailed My Fantasy Football Draft Prep?
We narrow down the suspects.