We doubt this is going to successfully happen.
Area Rugs, Silent Discos, and the War on Dogs: The Latest Email from My Landlords
Just when we thought the dogs had won…
Youth Bows Before Joe Kelly
Guerrero. Bichette. Biggio. All good. All no match for Joe Kelly.
Who Hired the Dog/Hitman that Derailed My Fantasy Football Draft Prep?
We narrow down the suspects.
What’s the Etiquette on Using Airplane Bathrooms from the Middle or Window Seat?
Where is the line at which it becomes acceptable to ask the people next to you to let you out of the row?
The Resurgence of Anthony Scaramucci and a Potential Twitter Joke for the President
Just throwing this one out there.
PSA: Rover Will Let You Get Rabies
They won’t try to make you get rabies. But they will allow you to do it yourself.
Buffalo Wild Wings Predicted the AP Top 25 and Did Pretty Well
Beers. Wings. Strong predictions regarding college football rankings.
I Texted My Friend a Picture of a Guy Riding a Shark and He Is Confused
Still doesn’t know what hit him.
What to Make of Lyft’s Changes to Driver Pay in Austin
Lyft’s changing how drivers are paid in Austin. Here’s what it means for them.
Did I Influence the Price of Bitcoin on Saturday?
High roller over here.
Joe Kelly’s Fastball is Leading the Nuclear Arms Race
Don’t let that Russian explosion worry you, America. We’ve got a much powerful weapon on our own soil.
Power Ranking the Stops on Chicago Metra’s Union Pacific-Northwest Line
It’s important to take stands in life. If for no other reason than to drive web traffic while killing time on the train.
I Want a Presidential Candidate to Feud with Pitbull
You heard the man.
Joe Kelly’s Dominance Continues
Just another lockdown appearance from our hero.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: The Eggnog Riot
It’s hard for something named the “Eggnog Riot” to live up to that name.
Why I Sold All My Bitcoin
It’s not why you think.
Monopoly, but Socialist
It exists.