Big news from the New Hampshire coast.
Stu’s Notes: A Better Idea for the 18-Game NFL Schedule
Extend the season? Or tell NFL players to man up?
Vroom Vroom: F1’s Got a Vanity Problem and the Brickyard Is Back
Too many F1 wins turn into gifts. Thank goodness for NASCAR.
Stu’s Notes: How Does Every Swing State Feel About the Philadelphia Eagles?
Examining the viability of the renewed Jason–Kelce–for–vice–president push.
Topics I Want to Read a New Yorker Article About
For example: Fire dancers.
When His Country Needed Him, Joe Kelly Delivered
The first candidate dropped out, but Joe Kelly was waiting in the wings.
The Hawaiian Islands, Ranked By a Guy Who Visited Two of Them
Ranking blind.
Joe Kelly Thrills Adam Wainwright, Defeats the Red Sox
Give your body Macarena joy.
Joe Kelly Returns From IL, Immediately Meets Mariachi Band
But did he keep the novelty helmet?
One Man’s Quest to Cannonball Into the Ocean
We did our best.
Does the Road to Hana Need a Buc-ee’s?
We’re brave enough to ask.
The Latest on Joe Kelly’s Comeback
It’s happening.
Today’s Cannonballs Did Not Go Well
Not every cannonball makes the right kind of splash.
Stu’s Notes: The 2026 NIT Final Four Schedule & Location Are Set
Great, great news. Also: Beavs & Cougs, Jaylen Brown & Nike, Flavor Flav & water polo, Darwin Nuñez and Ron Artest, and The Killers & England.
Disco Inferno: A Whole Lot Happened
Burnley has a new coach. The Senators have new players.
Stu’s Notes: Bring Back the Pizza Hut Classic
Guy who just learned about the Pizza Hut Classic becomes obsessed with the Pizza Hut Classic.
BFN: Arch Manning Stopped Caring About Football
A disastrous day for the state of Texas.
What’s the American Equivalent of the BBC Going off the Air?
A question which will hopefully stay irrelevant.