A big day for the underwater dairy industry.
Suggestions to Help Major Biden Stop Biting
Plus a foolproof fallback plan.
Gonzaga Hasn’t Won an NIT Game in 23 Years
Yet another reminder of the strenuous difficulty that accompanies America’s greatest tournament.
NASCAR’s Dirt Race Went Surprisingly Well
If you ignore the winner, that is.
Joe Kelly Will Miss Opening Day
Our fears have been realized. But soon, so will our faith.
Some Changes to the Senators’ Schedule
Next game Thursday…we think.
One Shining MomeNIT
We’ve got a fight sequence in this one.
¡Resbaloso!
How to say “slippery” in a bunch of different languages.
Nick Pope Stays Perfect for England
Rounding up Burnley’s international performances from the weekend.
NASCAR’s Trying Again Today at Bristol
Trucks soon, Cup Series this afternoon.
Eight Thoughts on the F1 Season Opener
Eight confused thoughts.
Promise Kept: Penny Hardaway’s Memphis Tigers Are National Champions
The final NIT Notes of the season (offseason ones start tomorrow).
NASCAR’s Dirt Race Is a Disaster, as We Should Have Known It Would Be
If you enjoy container ships lodging themselves in the sandy edges of the Suez Canal, you’re going to love the soil-based mess NASCAR’s cooked up for itself.
Ranking Groomsmen By How Terrible They Know the Groom to Be
Aren’t weddings romantic?
Memphis vs. Mississippi State. For Everything.
It’s the biggest day of Penny Hardaway’s life.
Another Collateral Curse of Covid
This one, like the others, hurts.
It’s NIT Final Four Day
Tell your friends.
Denny’s Is Getting Sneaky
Heck yes, Denny’s.