The numbers don’t lie.
The All-Star Game Should Be in Alaska
And it should be played in the middle of the night.
Roy Williams Never Won an NIT, But He Never Stopped Trying
All our best to one of college basketball’s tragic heroes.
The Lack of Natural Light in This Duplex Is Becoming an Issue
*Sigh.*
The Senators’ April Fools’ Prank? Getting Stomped.
It was a good one.
Chris Beard Is Replacing Shaka Smart, and Doing So Will Be Hard
It’s a good hire for Texas. But it isn’t can’t-miss.
Ten Great April Fools’ Day Pranks
Having trouble thinking of a good prank for today? We’ve got you.
A Joe Kelly Opening Day Silver Lining
Due to injury, Joe Kelly has been left alone in Arizona with the exact man we want left alone with Joe Kelly in Arizona.
Can the Senators Make the Canadiens Fire Someone Again?
Sens return to the ice.
What the NCAA’s Supreme Court Hearing Means for the NIT
Liberté. Égalité. Énité.
Burnleys in the Wild: Nick Pope Wins Again
Not a great round for the Czechs, though.
Places Where a Kid Can Be a Kid
The definitive list.
Another Joe Kelly Absence Theory
What if…hear us out.
Happy Manatee Appreciation Day
A big day for the underwater dairy industry.
Suggestions to Help Major Biden Stop Biting
Plus a foolproof fallback plan.
Gonzaga Hasn’t Won an NIT Game in 23 Years
Yet another reminder of the strenuous difficulty that accompanies America’s greatest tournament.
NASCAR’s Dirt Race Went Surprisingly Well
If you ignore the winner, that is.
Joe Kelly Will Miss Opening Day
Our fears have been realized. But soon, so will our faith.