The next time we speak, we’ll be giving you Burnley’s season preview.
The NIT Final Four Isn’t on Madison Square Garden’s Calendar Yet
Not worried, just keeping you all informed.
Jurassic Bark: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
Tyrannosaurus. Stegosaurus. The fates, and voters, are so kind.
Travis Wood Could Have Hit Thirty Homers in 2013
We’ve never seen what Shohei Ohtani’s doing? Really?
What If Bees Meowed?
Let’s do some animal noise swaps.
There’s a Dairy Farmer in the Olympics!
Heck yeah there is.
Joe Kelly v. Astros, for the Last Time
See you in 2024, Carl.
Jurassic Bark: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
T-Rex vs. Nessie yes yes yes.
The Real Danger of TikTok
TikTok isn’t trying to steal our data. It’s trying to indirectly kill us.
This Hoyer/Rizzo Beef Feels Unnecessary
Jed Hoyer didn’t have to say that thing Jed Hoyer said yesterday.
The Yankee Stadium Cat Revealed Something About the Orioles
You cannot faze the Baltimore Orioles.
Quantity vs. Quality
The logic behind the prospective Big 12/Pac-12 merger is flawless.
Taking a Break? Not During the Olympics? Is F1 Soft???
Answer: Yes.
The Ottawa Senators Are Winning the Offseason (I Assume)
Apologies to the league.
The European NIT Has Begun Again
Respect to The Club.
The Air Conditioner Is Broken Again, Reminding Us How Soft We Are
The settlers must have been so tired.
Jurassic Bark: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Down goes the velociraptor.
Joe Kelly Rolls On
The man is on a tear.