“Why did Ben Franklin invent the diaper? Joe Kelly. Bowels.”
Burnley Burned, But Not Brightly Enough
The Burnleys draw with Leicester.
Mercedes Looks For a Big Day in Russia
With Max Verstappen starting from the back, Mercedes is, just like Russia, looking to gain some ground along the Black Sea.
Leicester?! I Hardly…
It’s another Burnley day, friends.
A Long Way From Hope: College Football’s NIT Game of the Week
It’s a good one, folks.
NASCAR’s Playoffs, IndyCar’s Finale, and F1 Goes to the Olympics
Big weekend for our three friends with wheels.
Good and Bad Cases for the Cubs This Weekend
Not that much to lose, not that much to gain.
Is Joe Kelly Going to Steal the Giants’ Christmas?
Bonkers day for the NL West yesterday, with Joe Kelly obviously in the middle of it all.
If I Were Hosting the Emmys Tonight
If I were asked to host the Emmys tonight, this is what I would say.
Jon Heyman: Blue Jays Waterboy?
Why is MLB insider Jon Heyman carrying water for the Blue Jays?
Don’t Name Your Town Sterlingville (This Is a Post About Milk)
Milk archaeology: We’re back.
Derrek Lee Was Good
Hot take alert.
Are Russians Making Our Kids Steal Toilets?
Well, are they?
Pudding Is Made of Milk!
Who knew?
Little-Known Fact: Mike Gundy Is Still 40
The catchphrase that stopped the aging process.
Give Us an October Rays/Jays Fight, Please
We said please.
We’ve Reached the NIT-less Halfway Point
The seasons are changing. Today marks the halfway point between the last NIT and the next one.
Burnley: Still Capable of Winning
The lads did it yesterday.