Bonkers day for the NL West yesterday, with Joe Kelly obviously in the middle of it all.
If I Were Hosting the Emmys Tonight
If I were asked to host the Emmys tonight, this is what I would say.
Jon Heyman: Blue Jays Waterboy?
Why is MLB insider Jon Heyman carrying water for the Blue Jays?
Don’t Name Your Town Sterlingville (This Is a Post About Milk)
Milk archaeology: We’re back.
Derrek Lee Was Good
Hot take alert.
Are Russians Making Our Kids Steal Toilets?
Well, are they?
Pudding Is Made of Milk!
Who knew?
Little-Known Fact: Mike Gundy Is Still 40
The catchphrase that stopped the aging process.
Give Us an October Rays/Jays Fight, Please
We said please.
We’ve Reached the NIT-less Halfway Point
The seasons are changing. Today marks the halfway point between the last NIT and the next one.
Burnley: Still Capable of Winning
The lads did it yesterday.
How Many of the Guys the Cubs Traded Will Make the Playoffs?
Not a lot!
Joe Kelly’s Walking Fewer Batters Than Ever
Even with last night’s wild(er) outing, our man’s control is at a career high.
What’s the Deal with Pudding?
*No. Not the Jerry Seinfeld voice.*
I Would Like to Tell You About Milk Archaeology, But I Can’t
The strife.
Burnley Plays Giant for a Change
The Clarets find themselves in an unusual role today.
The Best Lines From the “Choctaw Bingo” Wikipedia Page
“…an SKS rifle, military surplus ammunition available due to the changing political alignment of Eastern Europe, a Desert Eagle and some military surplus tracer bullets for Slayton’s BAR.”
Bevo’s Fake Nuts: Here We Go Again
Texas soundly beat a mid-major, so fire up the Backometer.