Hint: It would be very fun.
Stu’s Notes: Will Adam Silver Make Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum Fight?
We must salvage the narrative.
Did a Robot Umpire Frame Pat Hoberg?
Reflecting on Friday’s news dump.
Bad: Joe Kelly Has Been Placed on the 60-Day IL
A Joe Kelly-less June.
Vroom Vroom: How Many NASCAR Tires Will Explode at Iowa?
Why is there not a betting line on this?
Stu’s Notes: The NIT Was Way Better Than the NBA Playoffs
Another triumph by basketball’s greatest tournament.
Stu’s Notes: Did Cardinals Fans Really Give Paul Skenes a Standing Ovation?
Let’s examine the facts.
Stu’s Notes: Where Is Aaron Rodgers This Time?
The Jets have misplaced their quarterback again. Also! Luka Dončić, painkillers, cigarettes, Joey Chestnut, and hockey players hitting each other in the nuts.
It’s Joe Kelly Night Again in Los Angeles
Dodger Stadium, show out.
BFN: Has Texas Gotten Too Nerdy?
The Longhorns are the new Stanford. For better and worse.
Stu’s Notes: Poor Jayson Tatum
Jayson Tatum might not deserve our respect. But he probably doesn’t deserve this. Also: Yusei Kikuchi lit up Tyler Soderstrom and Dan Campbell committed a very Dan Campbell rules violation.
Happy Birthday, Joe Kelly!
Celebrations span the globe.
Why Is Joe Kelly Still on the IL?
What we can speculate, and what we know.
Stu’s Notes: What Does America’s Newfound Cricket Dominance Mean for USA–Pakistan Relations?
Team USA has changed the game. Will this affect the war on terror?
Vroom Vroom: More Like the Canadian Grand Pee
F1’s in Canada, IndyCar’s in Wisconsin, and NASCAR’s in California. This is all backwards.
Stu’s Notes: Dan Hurley Was Not Built for Reality TV
A plot twist. Also: WNBA drama and Utah hockey names.
Disco Inferno: Visit Detroit! Also, the Mustache Question.
Whom Sens fans should cheer for in the Stanley Cup Finals and whom the Burnleys will hire to lead them to Championship glory.
90’s Bangers Bracket, 2024: The People’s Rankings
After a long, long wait, the results have been certified.