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What if the Universe Is Symmetrical?
Well. What if??
Vroom Vroom: Larson v. Hamlin, Verstappen v. Norris
A good weekend for rivalries.
Should Canada and England Reunite?
Why reunification would be in the best interests of both nations.
Are the Dodgers Timing Joe Kelly’s Return Around His Rancho Cucamonga Bobblehead Night?
Of course not. But with that said…
Stu’s Notes: Will Chris Paul Ruin Wemby’s Vibes?
Have faith in San Antonio. Also: A rogue escalator, and Zach Edey might defect.
Stu’s Notes: How Did College Basketball Fans Not Notice Kyle Filipowski’s Girlfriend?
A disappointing performance by the lifeblood of the sport.
More Cannonballs
It is what you expect.
Disco Inferno: Linus Loves Ottawa; Burnley Is Unmanageable
Also: The Sens’ draft preview, Burnley at the Euros, remembering Pierre Dorion (not dead, we’re just remembering him), and Burnley’s schedule for the coming year.
BFN: Texas A&M’s Life as Little Brother
Jim Schlossnagle, Pitbull, and Texas’s assertion of its dominance.
Stu’s Notes: Why We Respect Hockey (and Why We Don’t Respect the NBA)
Pouring one out for Connor McDavid.
Stu’s Notes: Who’s Weirder—Texas A&M or Tennessee?
Also: Just Stop Oilers, and the Gay Mets’ international man of mystery.
An Official Statement Regarding Minnesota’s Mosquito Population
Retracting some previous eye rolls.
Vroom Vroom: Sabotage and Spain
Is Mercedes trying to kill Lewis Hamilton? Also: NASCAR and the Grateful Dead; IndyCar’s latest coup.
Stu’s Notes: If the Panthers Blow a 3–0 Lead
Don’t bother making fun of Panthers fans. They have you outmatched.
Stu’s Notes: Behold (and Beware) the Gay Mets
Also: Riot potential and NCAA Tourn*ment expansion.
It’s the First Day of Summer. We’re Cannonballing.
It’s on.
Stu’s Notes: Remembering Willie Mays
A collection of tributes, memories, and reactions from last night and today.