Those guys who release recruiting-announcement graphics are in a blood feud, and we’re here for it.
Holidays: In a Bracket – Second Round Voting
We celebrate on.
Stu’s Notes: Maybe Major League Baseball Should Train Its Umps
A humble suggestion (also, Marquese Chriss did the NIT proud [also, etc.]).
How Leeds and Everton’s Games Today Affect Burnley’s Relegation Probability
Where Burnley stands with each possible combination of results today.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly’s Sensational Debut
Chicago, at long last, knows joy once more.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly Returns (*wild cheering*)
It’s here.
Holidays: In a Bracket – First Round Voting, Part One
They’re holidays. They’re in a bracket. Do you understand?
The People’s Rankings of the Animal Vibes, and Our Next Bracket
Credit to penguins, and a sneak peek before tomorrow’s voting begins.
Stu’s Notes: They’re Goin’ Racin’
A few last chirps, as the races begin.
Burnley’s Conditional Relegation Probabilities, May 8th
How bad would Everton and Leeds both winning today be for Burnley? And how good would two losses be?
Vibes in the World of Animals: Announcing Your Champion
No surprises with these vibe kings and queens.
Stu’s Notes: We Need to Make Fun of the Miami F1 Race
Boats on land, the Joe Kelly plot thickens, Burnley’s new mascot, and even more.
Vibes in the World of Animals: The Championship
Koalas vs. Pandas. It was inevitable these two would one day oppose each other.
Stu’s Notes: How, Exactly, Each Bracket Animal Vibes
Plus: Joe Kelly updates, helping Marquette with branding, Kyle Hendricks sorrow, Marquese Chriss’s impending moment, Burnley bits, and Fargo’s ears.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Semifinal Voting
Koala. Panda. Sea Otter. Four-Legged Dog. Our final four animals head to the vibe arena.
It’s Not My Fault They Make the Cupcakes That Size
And that’s great.
Stu’s Notes: Doug Edert and the 2023 NIT
Also: Figuring out who we want to win Lord Stanley’s Cup.
Vague Impressions of Every NHL Playoff Team
From a guy who sometimes watches the Senators.