Chicago, at long last, knows joy once more.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly Returns (*wild cheering*)
It’s here.
Holidays: In a Bracket – First Round Voting, Part One
They’re holidays. They’re in a bracket. Do you understand?
The People’s Rankings of the Animal Vibes, and Our Next Bracket
Credit to penguins, and a sneak peek before tomorrow’s voting begins.
Stu’s Notes: They’re Goin’ Racin’
A few last chirps, as the races begin.
Burnley’s Conditional Relegation Probabilities, May 8th
How bad would Everton and Leeds both winning today be for Burnley? And how good would two losses be?
Vibes in the World of Animals: Announcing Your Champion
No surprises with these vibe kings and queens.
Stu’s Notes: We Need to Make Fun of the Miami F1 Race
Boats on land, the Joe Kelly plot thickens, Burnley’s new mascot, and even more.
Vibes in the World of Animals: The Championship
Koalas vs. Pandas. It was inevitable these two would one day oppose each other.
Stu’s Notes: How, Exactly, Each Bracket Animal Vibes
Plus: Joe Kelly updates, helping Marquette with branding, Kyle Hendricks sorrow, Marquese Chriss’s impending moment, Burnley bits, and Fargo’s ears.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Semifinal Voting
Koala. Panda. Sea Otter. Four-Legged Dog. Our final four animals head to the vibe arena.
It’s Not My Fault They Make the Cupcakes That Size
And that’s great.
Stu’s Notes: Doug Edert and the 2023 NIT
Also: Figuring out who we want to win Lord Stanley’s Cup.
Vague Impressions of Every NHL Playoff Team
From a guy who sometimes watches the Senators.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Quarterfinal Voting
Panda vs. Penguin? In just the quarterfinals??
Doja Cat’s Feud With a Raven, Explained
We’re all friends here.
Stu’s Notes: Something Smelly Surrounds Joe Kelly(‘s Rehab Situation)
Joe Kelly appears Major League-ready, and his team is struggling without him. So why are the White Sox making him stretch out this rehab stint in Charlotte? That, and some etc.
Vibes in the World of Animals: Round of 16 Voting
Never before has nature vibed like this.