You can’t keep a cannonballer down.
Stu’s Notes: How the Flyers and 76ers Should Rename the Wells Fargo Center
Philadelphia deserves more than an arena named for a bank.
Joe Kelly Steered the Dodgers Through Crisis Last Night. Should We Abolish ERA?
What to do when a statistic lies to the fans.
So If Yellowstone Explodes…What’s the Plan?
Biscuit Basin blew its top.
Stu’s Notes: Let’s Rank the Olympic Sports
Why Olympic swimming rocks and Olympic soccer stinks.
BFN: What Pole Assassin’s Marriage Means for Texas Football
Breaking down the nuptials of college football’s most iconic former stripper.
Have Humpback Whales Joined the Orcas’ War on Boats?
Big news from the New Hampshire coast.
Stu’s Notes: A Better Idea for the 18-Game NFL Schedule
Extend the season? Or tell NFL players to man up?
Vroom Vroom: F1’s Got a Vanity Problem and the Brickyard Is Back
Too many F1 wins turn into gifts. Thank goodness for NASCAR.
Stu’s Notes: How Does Every Swing State Feel About the Philadelphia Eagles?
Examining the viability of the renewed Jason–Kelce–for–vice–president push.
Topics I Want to Read a New Yorker Article About
For example: Fire dancers.
When His Country Needed Him, Joe Kelly Delivered
The first candidate dropped out, but Joe Kelly was waiting in the wings.
The Hawaiian Islands, Ranked By a Guy Who Visited Two of Them
Ranking blind.
Joe Kelly Thrills Adam Wainwright, Defeats the Red Sox
Give your body Macarena joy.
Joe Kelly Returns From IL, Immediately Meets Mariachi Band
But did he keep the novelty helmet?
One Man’s Quest to Cannonball Into the Ocean
We did our best.
Does the Road to Hana Need a Buc-ee’s?
We’re brave enough to ask.
The Latest on Joe Kelly’s Comeback
It’s happening.