You heard the man.
Joe Kelly’s Dominance Continues
Just another lockdown appearance from our hero.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: The Eggnog Riot
It’s hard for something named the “Eggnog Riot” to live up to that name.
Why I Sold All My Bitcoin
It’s not why you think.
Monopoly, but Socialist
It exists.
Look Out, Arsenal. Here Comes #BritainsTeam.
On our correspondent’s eighth day as a Burnley fan, he looks ahead to his ninth day as a Burnley fan, and all that day has in store.
I Saw Airplanes Dance Today
A monumental moment for our blogger.
Is Jesse Rogers at Fault for Last Night’s Cubs Loss?
There was enough blame to go around. And for one Cubs fan, it went all the way around.
I Think They’re Cleaning My Apartment Building
Whether it was dog pee in the elevator, another liquid, or a combination of liquids, the apartment building seems to be cleaner for having suffered it.
I, Too, Would Like to Buy Greenland
A challenger emerges in President Trump’s attempt to purchase the world’s largest island.
Did I Get Fired?
An update on NIT Stu’s employment situation.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: How Bitcoin Works
A primer for someone who doesn’t get Bitcoin and doesn’t want to read the Wikipedia article themselves.
Thoughts on Gritty’s Playdate with Benny the Bull
Gritty is perfect. Benny the Bull is perfect. This evident playdate was perfect.
Another Successful Joe Kelly Outing, and Hey, Look! He Isn’t Walking Many Batters!
Joe Kelly might have spoken too soon about not having Greg Maddux’s command.
The Power Might Go Out Soon in Texas, So Please Hurry Up and Click on All Our Posts
If we beat Energy Emergency Alert Level 1, do we get an extra life on Energy Emergency Alert Level 2?
We Will Not Be Unionizing At This Time
An official statement from our lead blogger.
Remember Google Glass? It Still Exists!
Google Glass: A 21st Century Survivalist.
Pantsing vs. Depantsing: Which Is the Correct Verb?
Asking the tough questions.