Who could build the most potent cult?
Stu’s Notes: The Most Canadian Hockey Teams
Ranking the eleven NHL candidates. Then: More on Joe Kelly’s shoulder, a potential undefeated NIT champion, and milk choices.
90’s Bangers Bracket, 2024: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
It’s not Mambo No. 4, people.
Stu’s Notes: Kyle Larson and the Indy 500–Coke 600 Double
The greatest driver in the world tries to prove it this weekend. Also: The NASCAR fight, Timberwolves is a great name, and Joe Kelly’s return timing.
90’s Bangers Bracket: Round of 16 Voting
Can blink-182 continue its undefeated run?
90’s Bangers Bracket: Second Round Results
Down go Britney and the Backstreet Boys.
Stu’s Notes: Moonshine
Time to get back in? Then: Scottie Scheffler finally arrived, Paul Skenes might be good, and the refs at hockey worlds look like even bigger dorks than usual.
90’s Bangers Bracket: First Round Results, Second Round Voting
Why do we not put Hammer pants on our children?
Three Things: Does College Basketball Media Hate Doug Gottlieb?
Reacting to the reaction to Doug Gottlieb’s hiring at Green Bay. Then: The Astros? Cheating? And the PGA Championship is a problem.
90’s Bangers Bracket (2024): First Round Voting, Part Two
32 more bangers to close out the first round.
Doug Gottlieb: Head Coach at Green Bay (Funny, Not a Joke)
How? Why?
Three Things: Why Did Luka Dončić Miss the Free Throw?
Was it because he didn’t hit the treadmill? Also: We update the NBA Respect Rankings and identify who’s shitting their pants.
Three Things: NASCAR Adds Its Own NIT
Plus: The Oilers might need to change their name, and Burnley got relegated again.
90’s Bangers Bracket (2024): First Round Voting, Part One
From Third Eye Blind to Sinead O’Connor.
90’s Bangers Bracket, 2024: The Bracket
The 64 bangers are here.
Mother’s Day Is the 8th-Best Holiday
Don’t believe what Instagram tells you.
Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, and Aphrodite
Was this a ranking?
Stu’s Notes: Why Isn’t It Utah Yetis?
Ranking the 20 potential Utah hockey names. Then: The Panthers and Bruins might kill each other, Robert Kraft might have taken one for the team, and UCLA humiliated Cal.