Why do we not put Hammer pants on our children?
Three Things: Does College Basketball Media Hate Doug Gottlieb?
Reacting to the reaction to Doug Gottlieb’s hiring at Green Bay. Then: The Astros? Cheating? And the PGA Championship is a problem.
90’s Bangers Bracket (2024): First Round Voting, Part Two
32 more bangers to close out the first round.
Doug Gottlieb: Head Coach at Green Bay (Funny, Not a Joke)
How? Why?
Three Things: Why Did Luka Dončić Miss the Free Throw?
Was it because he didn’t hit the treadmill? Also: We update the NBA Respect Rankings and identify who’s shitting their pants.
Three Things: NASCAR Adds Its Own NIT
Plus: The Oilers might need to change their name, and Burnley got relegated again.
90’s Bangers Bracket (2024): First Round Voting, Part One
From Third Eye Blind to Sinead O’Connor.
90’s Bangers Bracket, 2024: The Bracket
The 64 bangers are here.
Mother’s Day Is the 8th-Best Holiday
Don’t believe what Instagram tells you.
Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, and Aphrodite
Was this a ranking?
Stu’s Notes: Why Isn’t It Utah Yetis?
Ranking the 20 potential Utah hockey names. Then: The Panthers and Bruins might kill each other, Robert Kraft might have taken one for the team, and UCLA humiliated Cal.
90’s Bangers Bracket: Determining the 64-Banger Field
From 386 candidates, 64 bangers will make the bracket. Vote now.
Stu’s Notes: Ippei Mizuhara and the Real Housewives
Of course Bravo is involved. Then: Robert Kraft found a Black person, LSU might be out on Brian Kelly, and who can throw fireworks at whom.
Stu’s Notes: How Many NIT Chances Does Rick Pitino Have Left?
With another NIT legend in the fold, is this the year Pitino finally wins it all? Then: Lotteries are too much fun, Joe Kelly’s on the IL, and the Timberwolves castrated the Denver Nuggets.
Stu’s Notes: The Other Other Tom Brady Story
Is Tom Brady about to vaguely cheat again? Also: Noses vs. tongues, F1 might be interesting again, and Rudy Gobert procreated.
The 90’s Bangers Bracket Returns
Nominate your bangers now.
When Did They Figure Out How to Build Indoor Ice Rinks?
A long time ago.
Stu’s Notes: Ranking the Names of 2024’s Kentucky Derby Horses
Then: Why the Derby got so big, Kyrie Irving might be growing, and Pat Beverley played chess with the media.